I think the market for low-riders bottomed-out.

Gee, it's a good thing we're on such good terms with the Russians...

In case of Sammy Sosa's use use stairs.

Agree with everything on here except the v8 Interceptor. That car was basically inherited by him and had sentimental value. After what he went through, him, the rage, and the car melded into one. I would also think he needed that beefy supercharged v8 to ram the shit out of bisexual gang members with mohawks.

Depends which human was drowning. My dog vs my neice , I'd go for my neice and hope my dog would remember to kick her legs long enough for me to go back. My dog vs complete stranger, sorry random citizen, I'll come back for you later.

Thought about it.

Because he coaches the Redskins.

I think Dan Reeves overruled Shanny

...Because it's not 2005? John Fox is the coach of the Broncos.

Obligatory.

WHY NO ROLES FOR MUPPETS?! Unfair! Janice was BORN to play this part!

Get out.

I have to get to Io before 221:44 solar time and Virgin Galactic just delayed the flight 2 hours because there's some shit going on at the asteroid belt. Fuckin' typical spacelines. What's worse is that I'm seated right next to the stage 1 rockets. Yeah, now I gotta deal with that sound and rumbling as we exit the…

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

Oakland fridge-Raiders

ROLL DAMN DOOBIE

He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.