That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Obligatory:

Khan?

Ford GT on the left and Ford GT40 on the right. In this case, size doesn't matter.

Well, this is kind of a downer. It's much, much funnier when Mark Sanchez ends up in a rears.

Hard to find anything straight in that city.

You mean like how Lifehacker has ads that look like stories?

Poor form for a cornerback.

Celebrity Groundskeeper, featuring Stuart Scott.

SAN DIMAS PIRATES BASEBALL RULES!

After party at Musberger's, probably.

Your right I'm not at the espy's! I don't have to be at a award show to know what my team did. I'm back at school

Parties at the Playboy Mansion aren't what they used to be.

Because its not important to his job. Its a voluntary, meaningless publicity stunt which will have zero effect on however his NCAA or NFL careers may turn out.

Sounds like the two of you had quite the run-on.

A League of Their Owned

"Damn, anyone else starving all of a sudden?"

Guys like this are why I will never own a modern Corvette.

A true feminist has such control over her femininity that she can cause the bleeding to stop and start at will.

Yeah, the guy has great taste. The best part is the variety. There's a little something for everyone here.