i LOVE the back font. it just feels like the future.

no shit. i'd go fondle a coworker right now if i could get 4 paid days off.

she's like 140 years old. if she ain't learned it by now, she ain't gonna.

insert "..swings a big stick" joke here...

man that's a tear in the time space continuum waiting to happen.

pictured: improper way to moisten a zigzag

bill even yawns cool.

can he play TE?

excellent rebuttal. killed it.

ba da bing +1

i'll take a girl in flipflops over a girl who would pay that sort of money for shoes any day of the week.

with that sort of oral fixation, you know his wife is a happy camper.

rest assured they aren't sizes 4-7 reg / slim

you're working from home. quit crying you big baby.

stop shaking hands like this, people!

i wish this could have been timed during the heat/spurs game so they would know my pain of the OJ interruptions during the knicks/rockets game.

i disagree on the veyron. the types of people who buy cars like this would never spend money on fixing one or keeping one going. they'd just go drop a few million on the flavor of the month car.

eventually they'll add wine into the mix, and then it will just spiral down into porn.

he'll soon be a wide receiver