that last picture. i am speechless. i have no speech.

now, we just need to pave the entire planet and make it one completely smooth surface so you can actually drive that.

i'm actually impressed with the japanese form of car selling.

that's at least 3 N Korean pts.

i agree. if i wanted a turbo'd 4 cyl that got great mileage, i'd buy a fusion/focus. if i want a mustang, i'm buying a mustang.

welp that storage unit is gonna need to be refilled soon.

i guess millions of dollars doesn't get you an OnStar subscription ; )

i'm married. i did mention the family of 4.

"influencing"? do people let other people tell them what to buy? now i don't mean the yes i want a porsche 911 and that doesn't agree with my family of 4 status argument... but can someone influence what car you want as far as a brand?

hurry up and get to Houston! what kind of food are you guys interested in for dinner?

see you in Houston. if you have time I can recommend some stuff. can I bring a 67 firebird convertible?

fellow member of club idiot here. i read the exact same thing.

I still have so much I want to say about you getting on your knees and accepting my power into all your peaks, valleys, and cracks."

excellent

you guys should always post where these asshats are. let's make it a contest. first jalop reader to find the car, and put a big poster board on it with "Jalopnik Asshat Award" and take a picture and send it in should get to be featured on a "Know your Asshat Finder" column of the day.

oh trust me i have been stalking ebay and other sites for a 2008 turbo. someday.

see now that's an excellent counterpoint. unlike the "It's lame. So are you." comment i just received.

there's a ferrari in the lead pic? must have missed it.

wow that may be the ONLY winning argument in the universe i have ever heard to these rumors.

i love the X6 too, for obvious reasons, but for some reason, the dash really doesn't appeal to me. that big hump over the gauges and the layout doesn't agree with me for some stupid reason (i'm sure it's just me). still a kick ass car, and would love to drive the shit out of one. a small nod higher to the cayenne…