#8 it sort of makes you go slower. at least in perception.

if there was ever a face that was destined to be behind a pen and not the camera, man, that's gotta be it.

there are also NO wires. anywhere. ever. you're not truly 1337 unless you're totally free.

there is sterotypical and thxdolbytypical. this guy leaves them all in his tacky wake.

ok, not comment of the day, but comeback of the day?

lol yeah you fucked up on this one. this one is sorta cool!

ok so far, you're winning

i call this the q7 pinklady

says the guy who stays home in his shitty apartment (or parent's house) and masturbates alone.

what about "i worry that i'm not getting enough sex"

this is the best idea i have heard all week!

screw wasting ammo. there were several good opportunities to pin him between the cars. one stomp on the pedal should take care of this guy.

from one derp to another.

hey did you guys see this photo?

well at least the "is bigfoot really alive?" story can be put to bed now.

first rule about Nibiru club is you don't talk about Nibiru club.

nice usage of the Descendo! spell there, mr. perkins. your time at hogwarts wasn't wasted.

coke zero through the nose. well done.

laugh o' the day.

can't have a rocket roll without a little monosodium glutamate.