(Cuts to stock footage of a rocket leaving the launchpad)

I love a happy ending.

Agree 100%; bailing on the second episode was exactly my experience too. My "not soon enough" comment, in case unclear, was meant to convey that I think it should be put out of its misery, like, tomorrow.

Indiana Jones 5 should be set in 1942 and no mention should be made that Harrison Ford has aged since "Last Crusade."

Ooh, I will finally get to skip past Inherent Vice to pick something else!

Available April 17

Vinyl — Season 1 finale

You forgot "gratuitous shots of his wife's ass."

Dear Wrecking Ball, There are too many bands. Please eliminate half. Sincerely, Abraham Simpson. PS, I am not a crackpot.

"When NBC decided not to renew Hannibal [in 2015]… it wasn’t much of a leap to connect its fate with the fact that the show was ranked as the fifth-most illegally downloaded show in 2013”

Herbert was a really, really terrible writer.

which starred Dead Poets Society’s Alexandra Powers…

I'd watch Margot Robbie in a shot-for-shot remake of a video of some rando watching Tonya Harding's wedding night sex tape.

Just like at the Winter Olympics.

I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of kick.

I can't believe that this many people have enough time on their hands to care about Courtney Love this much.

Great. More fugitives who will be famous for being fugitives.

There's no steady woman or any encumbrance.

Their characters' erotic time in jail.

I hope that there's a YA version too. You know, for the kids.

You might say its … departing.