You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

What I want is for there to be some college that only uses gadget plays and weird schemes. All the time. It would be a historically terrible program, so it’s all upside (I’m looking at you, Colorado State). Then you get some guru to go nuts. Never punt. Go with insane formations. Randomly pull plays out of a hat. One…

Injury truthers, now? We’ve got goddamn injury truthers?!

Step 1: Preheat Oven to 325 degrees

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Excuse for using your joke as a jumping point, but it’s no coincidence that two of the more thoughtful, provocative voices on police violence are Greg and Bomani, two journalists who are nominally in sports, for the same reason it took a threatened boycott by a football team to make Mizzou a national story.

I hope we get some good stories from all the people axed by Gawker over the past year.

Is he going to have a birthday for his catch? Fuck. Small children’s birthday parties are the worst. All that awkward standing around and talking to other wide receivers you don’t really like and drinking shitty beer.

“I AGREE THAT IT’S THE ONLY INTERESTING THING TO HAPPEN IN THE NFL LAST SEASON, THANK YOU.”

The way the scoring is structured, you can’t just do like their commercials indicate and pick top 5 players at every position. There isn’t nearly enough of a budget for that. The people who win these things - especially the really big fields with sizable payouts - are the ones who pick the absurdly unheard of sleepers…

What you’ve got here looks like a case of the Ubers.

I’m not color blind. But as a white person, I don’t see color. I just go with the flow of traffic and then complain about it later, to like minded individuals.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Won’t somebody please think of the children? All of whom are most likely Philips Rivers’.

oversexed, arrogant, and a danger to kids.

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

[Pizza Hut, 5:30 PM]

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Now the second best combination of RICO and football:

A friend of mine was working at a video rental place and an irate customer returned the porn film he had borrowed saying "Look! This video says 9 GIRLS and I counted and there were only 7 GIRLS! What are you going to do about it?"