If you're not gonna finish your Zebra Cakes, I'm gonna need those to conduct an independent study to verify your results. You know, by putting them in my mouth.

Bless your heart, you obviously didn't grow up in the south. Down here everyone knows that nostalgia is the ingredient that makes Little Debbies not taste like crap. After sweating half to death marching in the July sun at middle school band camp in rural southeastern Kentucky, biting into a Nutty Bar, Fudge Round,…