Everything about the real Melania is fake, so I guess you get your wish.  Kind of.

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

From a lore perspective, Bed is whatever remains of the Witch of Izalith, a powerful figure in the Dark Souls universe, and the two orbs are her daughters who have been converted into power sources for the Bed.

Derp.
Me a smarty man, honest.

He didn’t work with Sonly, he worked for Kodummi. Learn your engrish.

This is the second articles of yours today that I’m not sure if I’m slowly losing my mind or you are.

I don’t know. I’ve been a bit hesitant about Kojumbo after he left Sonly. I suspect his own hubris may have Duke Nukem Forevered production of Mental Deer Sordid V, and that’s why it was released in an incomplete rushed to finish state.

as a life long metal gear fan, the blurb for this game pretty accurately captures how i feel about death stranding

Not just the greys. Jesus this is gross.

Far too many people to reply to insisting that “there are only two genders” or “this is some modern fashion thing”:

In case anyone else was wondering, the grays are just as shit as you were expecting.

Ooooh that explains a lot. Lords of the fallen was a huge let down with a moronic combat system (BIG WEAPON MAKE BIGGER DAMAGE! DUUUH!) and The surge was just Dark souls = enemies that can 2-shot kill you, bosses that can 1-shot kill you.

Chunk is a good way of putting it.

If all you Dark Soul fans would invest that time and proficiency into a craftsmanship skill, you would get so much more out of life.

Dark souls doesn’t force you to repeatedly go through areas. Hell, you can play the whole game without any enemy respawns at all. You sound like you haven’t actually played very much of the game. You should try dark souls instead of just presuming all this nonsense.