Ok so, full disclosure: people with noodle arms give me the actual willies.

So this is consensual fish sex? Also, I just found out someone with a fish fetish is called a fischler. Yay.

Damn right they were wrong. Mobile gaming industry got buried in shovelware and obnoxious currency models. Ain’t no way they’re going to end the competition like that. Mobile games have to compete with social media apps, too, which are basically games for people who don’t normally play games. What sort of proper gamer…

Steambot Chronicles 2

I dunno, I played it anyways and thought it was bad and stopped.

I dunno, but I’m pretty sure the Hindus figured this out thousands of years ago.

Odd, too. I thought the game was pretty fun, but I stopped because it locked me into online contests that could last 30+ minutes, and I have a family and a life and other games I want to play. It’s weird, because the game seems like it was designed to be played asynchronously, but there is no option for doing that.

Try being a teacher. I mean...you know what I mean.

Think of the children.

Am I reading “Xrd” right? Is it like “third” or 3rd with a roman numeral 10 in place of the number 3?

What about all the immortal adult NPCs running around?

Not to mention that, like, a good 1/4 of the adult characters can’t be killed. Also, many scripted events can’t be averted even when all the power the player has amassed makes it seem reasonable that you could stop them.

I kind of imagine Bethesda as a colony of pasty, tube-fed troglodytes guided by a giant neurotic mother brain.

Good take.

i dunno. I like the 3d! It’s like I’m looking at little toys running around, or game pieces. It makes me happy, and happiness is basically the goal of life, so glasses-free 3D helps me win. At life.

Groovy!

Oh whatever. He got to make a living playing pool AND he had plenty of time to game. If he had a little more discipline, I’m sure he could have found a balance. I WISH I had that much time to play games; I’d love to make the time for a decent MOBA or MMO, but with a full time job and a family, my playing windows are…

I mean, the ps3 port was pretty sloppy, but it was still very enjoyable and visually stimulating. PC port can repair any ill I suffered, I’m sure!

Um...ok!

These are all accurate.