When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

The Sod That Failed

I haven’t seen a Frenchman get flanked like that since 1940

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Repeat after me: Public financing of stadiums and arenas is a scam. Public financing of stadiums and arenas is a scam. Public financing of stadiums and arenas is a scam.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

In his pants

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

He is just a shill for BIG SHIFT KEY

“ABORTIONS FOR ALL.”

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Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.