Enjoying sex and not getting pregnant are your husband’s mistress’s job.

That reminds me of a fun anecdote I heard a while back:

Well, yes. And their worst nightmare would be having poor white people recognize that the “poor” part is actually more important than the “white” part and start voting that way. Hence the constant dog-whistle racism (and more and more mainstream-audible racism).

Women should not have sex, and if they do, they should be punished for the sex by having to endure unwanted pregnancy and motherhood.

It’s the hypocrisy that stuns me...they have no shame about opening their fucking mouths to talk shit when they’re in no position to. This is the same woman who goes around advocating for abstinence and condemning people who’ve made the same fucking choices in life she has!!! It just amazes me how nuts they are!

Poor Bristol. She’s always the babymama, never the bride.

I want to put my face in this, too. Damn Pinkham. The minute I saw the picture I knew what it was and started to crave Hot and Sour soup. :(

neighbors remember his son as a gun enthusiast who enjoyed going to shooting ranges with his mother.

The fact that she had to mention that she “walked up to them calmly” means that she either-A) Did not walk up to them calmly or B) Feels like walking up to a gay couple calmly is something worth mentioning or C) Eat a bag of butts, lady.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Let’s talk about the less-flashy sex injury: UTIs.

WHO IN THE FUCK IS SAYING THAT?

For fuck’s sake.

it’s almost like i can’t use ANY social media platform to tell a woman she’s stunning these days, UGH.

Footnote to that, although I don’t know the details of the current case against Kane, I have it on good authority from a family friend in the NHL that he’s an absolutely horrible human being.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

My ex-fiance is now a priest (not Catholic), and one summer he stayed in the guest room at the parish priest’s house. I was between housing situations for a night, so they let me stay over, and we went at it like rabbits. So yeah, did it with an almost-priest in a current priest’s house.

I think you’re confused. I’m 99% sure that he didn’t beat her up because she gave the baby vodka. He beat her up because he’s an abusive drunk that was pissed off because he couldn’t drink his vodka that he had put in a WATER bottle probably so he could drink it at work.