Wait, the newspaper actually referred to PP as “the abortion business”???

Yes, but the c-section pretty well borks your abdomen with a big scar that creates a “pouch” above it. Trust me.

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

bryan cranston is perfect.

I was 22 at the time and was like, “Who gives a fuck who is doing what in the conference room? Why are you bothering me with this? What is the matter with you?” The moms I worked with seemed stressed out as fuck so I was happy to do whatever and get back to my actual work. It wasn’t for many years that I would realize…

But the majority of the population will become parents one day. Society would collapse if we didn’t. The US treats parenthood as an exception, an anomaly, when it’s the norm. Just accept and adapt to reality: people have children

Not a bad idea if anyone complains. Hook their moobs up to the milk machine. Have at ‘er boys. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the sensation of having your nipples nearly sucked off. It's great fun.

Whoa whoa. Slow down. We just got Texas to acknowledge that moms ought to be able to feed their babies, let’s not go crazy with things like “bonding.”

I used to show horses and often brought my corgi dog to the show grounds. Usually he was in stall with a bunch of the other barn dogs. But one time I was there to spectate/cheer on a barn mate so I brought him ringside. This woman was a new rider and very timid, so our trainer wanted us to show support,…

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

Sounds good. Of course, someone as considerate as you is unlikely to actually comity suicide, I hope. We need more considerate people on this bleeping’ planet!

I was about ten, and my mom’s best friend’s mother died. She was a miserable old bitch, best pictured as a cross between Tony Soprano’s mom and Mrs. Burn’s mom. Just awful and did nothing but spew hatred at everyone.

When my son passed away, he was 14 months old and a friend had brought his young daughter up from KY for the funeral. It was late January and she had never seen snow so she started doing snow angels and playing in the snow at the cemetery. The other kids who were there were looking at their parents for the same…

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

Many years ago one of my very good friends died suddenly. The circumstances were pretty bad but he had this super cool hippie mom. His mom was the mom who’s house we always wanted to hang out at as teenager. So when he died she decided to bring him home and some friends made him a pine box and she decorated it with…

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

For me, the question that made me feel I could “jump that cliff” was “am I able and willing to devote a lot of my time, life, and love to raising a person? Can I still do that if my kid isn’t as perfect as I’d like?”. I was lucky to have met a lot of great moms who shared how much work it was . I now have a 5-year old…

Jesus, everyone, just be honest - you don't want to see me and my baby in public. Anywhere. Ever.

My daughter is usually amazing at restaurants. She "talks" now, so she's a bit noisier than she used to be, but she's normally an angel. Even my in-laws were able to take her to a an expensive hibachi/sushi place and they received glowing appreciation of my daughter's behavior. Even servers have gone out of their way…

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