So fucked up that you don't have paid maternity leave in the US

I feel like in general, if you become a surrogate it is best to be prepared to honour the parents' wishes should they want to abort due to a catastrophic birth defect.

I'm not affianced, but over the course of the last several years I've mentally worked my way down from wanting The Beach Wedding to The Outdoor Wedding to The Courthouse Elopement.

Now I'm leaning towards The Common-Law Wedding.

To be fair, football IS immoral. In 20 or 30 years, when the science catches up, I think the country will finally have woken up to this. Sports fans will have a lot to answer for in the history books, but nothing more grievous than the Superbowl.

"I like choices. Like choosing heads or tails on the coin toss."

Look lady, I don't think you understand that Frank Reich was responsible for quarterbacking the largest collegiate and the largest pro comebacks in history. If he could beat the Houston Oilers in a playoff game after being down by 35, then I'll take his goddamned word for it that abortion is bad.