You know what I like about AllRecipe - it gives you the recipe. I don’t have to scroll for 3 days past a novella about how the recipe changed your families life, made you the hero of every social function ever, and retroactively won World War I. Just give me the bloody recipe (or give it first, then write your magnum…

I’m from Venezuela.

Yes it is fucked up you don’t tip the car hops. 

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but please, don’t let anyone else speak for you—even me.

We lose our voice when we refuse to exercise it--and I guarangoddamntee you that yours has merit.

Unless there’s a layer of ice forming on the coffee you ordered 2 minutes ago, it’s not too cold. If you’re one of those people that’s always too cold, then wear more clothes. As one of those people who is always too hot, I would trade places with you in instant. You can always put on more clothes, but ‘society’ says…

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

Shawn Michaels really is returning to the ring in a few weeks, at WWE’s Crown Jewel event in Saudi Arabia. Michaels had been steadfast for years about making his retirement a real one, but it’s easy to see how that changed.

The St. Louis MLS stadium thing is back on, and they’re asking for no public money this time other than the land (honestly, not worth too too much, believe me) and some state incentives. The city voters were right to tell them to fuck off the first time when they asked for $60 mil.

There’s just so much here. Part of the reason this situation feels so odd and unprecedented is because, as the letter alludes to, this is an extremely nuanced situation that is being handled in the court of public opinion- a court that is famously bad at handling nuance.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Often times in family systems where there is an addict, there is also very frequently an enabler. It doesn’t have to be someone providing the substance that is being abused, but even just downplaying the fact that a serious problem exists is enabling the addict. When an addict enters treatment, many times the enabler…

Neither player really landed enough clean punches to get declared a “winner,” but if you take the other guy’s shirt off, that probably counts for something.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

I am a transplant to the Midwest, and discovered that these are literally at every party I attend, except that they are made with the tiny rye bread instead of the Pillsbury dough.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

Ugh, phrasing.

They’re probably just all anxious to return to their jobs at Circuit City - who’s going to tell them?