You say emaciated, I say predatory animal with large teeth and claws that will do anything to eat and survive.

Give me a fucking break. There is no way in the world you’d be railing against the EC right now if it had handed Hillary the win over Trump. Maybe in abstract terms you’d be against it (as am I), but you would certainly not be deploying that particular dodged bullet as an example of why it needed to go.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

The Electoral College must be done away with. You know if a Democrat lost the popular vote but won the EC, Republicans would get rid of it in a flash.

If he hadn’t mentioned that article at all, someone in the comments would have gone after him for pretending he didn’t think the team would be bad, or some nonsense like that. There’s no winning that battle.

A lot of people made token homer picks for the Knights to win the Cup when the odds were 500-1 in preseason. Sports books stand to lose a LOT of money if that happens.

Quite the opposite - Vegas is losing their collective ass because this team can’t stop winning.

I’m Ollie North and I’m here to say methylphenidates are to blame in a major way.

Well, they did just drag him AND “Just Say No” wholesale out of the 80s, so I guess it’s no surprise he still thinks this is his mission. He’s probably wondering what happened to Tammy Faye.

I blame Harvey Weinstein’s behavior on 2 Live Crew lyrics.

I believe it is called hippy-hoppy. But it’s pretty new so I understand the mistake.... and a lot of the singers are —dare I say it— <stage whisper> black.

In a nod towards bi-partisanship, the NRA announced a venture to blame Susan Sarandon for our woe’s.

They’ve got their pearls clutched in one hand, and are furiously grabbing at any straws within reach with the other

I’m waiting for him to bring up Tipper Gore and her efforts with the PMRC

nope.

Now, this is how you troll. Mariachi band, tacos, and decent people! Thumbs up to everyone who participated and made this troll fiesta happen.

You’re defending the murder of a child?

Im sorry, but fuck her. She’s no different than any of those assholes who murder their wife and kids then turn the gun on themselves. Throwing your seven year old child out of a window is the most severe act of abuse you can commit. She was an abuser.

Okay, I’m going to go with a hot take here:

From the one pic I saw of the jacket, it also had what I think were a soviet star and Israeli flag. I don’t think he exactly had a coherent ideology.