I don’t want to say these are the same things, but our reaction and thirst for watching somebody go down with this Mueller investigation is exactly the same as the thirst conservative voters had with the BENGHAZIIIIII11I1I! hearings. Step away from it and it’s a lot of rooting for news, with very little actual meat.

Him, Tim Kaine, and John Kerry are the same guy to me. They’re so bland in a way that is frustrating for someone who has gotten so far in politics.

Even though the lesser of two evils is still evil, it is also somewhat less evil.

BOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIING.

You first hero.

That is seriously one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.

I don’t think you have a firm grasp on the meaning of the phrase “throwing someone under the bus.”

I have lived through a real Dictatorship and this isn’t even close.

Hoppy Easter indeed.

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.

Hell, I wasn’t attracted to 14 year olds when *I* was 14 years old!

I’ve seen enough To Catch A Predator (read: all of them) to answer that it’s a combination of precociousness and power play.

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”

Have any of these Disney princesses lived in a time where they even had access to a safe abortion? Most likely, if they had tried to get one, there’s a pretty good chance they would also be dead.

The reason, for those interested, is because almost everyone is well aware that in all likelihood Trump will commit perjury. What people don’t realize is lawyers have a duty to the court as well as the client. This means if you are aware your client has committed perjury, or you believe they are going to commit…

“Veterans Affairs Secretary David Sulkins will be replaced by Adm. Ronny L. Jackson, the president’s personal physician”

Yeah, same here. Once again, I’m categorically not saying they’re all pervs or that we forego the legal presumption of innocence, but one almost feels that the social onus is on them to convince us that they’re perfectly harmless, and that they are working with kids or exclusively with members of another gender for…

No law firm wants to end up like Nixon’s lawyer, James St. Claire. He was only in his mid-fifties when he took on Nixon as a client, but after he “lost the President’s case” (as the Saturday Review put it), he became untouchable and his firm didn’t really support him. He had served Eisenhower before Nixon, argued…

I have an automatic distrust of any adult who chooses to go into kids TV.

It’s mostly just the last thing.