This. If all I need is a warm body to put slabs of sheetrock on a cart or work the register, hell, I can have basically ANYONE do that.

If there were any justice in this world, Paul Ryan would be the guy who scrubs the manhole covers.

“Ah, New York. Been a long time. Say, what is that big pointy building where the Trade Center was?”

“We are so quick to assign blame that we’re ignoring the REAL culprit...”

Damn inner city thugs. Corrupting our youth.

Speaking of which, have you heard about this “hippy-hop” music where these “rappers” sing about drugs and guns? It’s crazy.

“Overprescribing of ADD drugs” and “violent video games/movies/TV shows.”

OK, new idea:

Statistically, no, it won’t, but I get it. I think every plane I get on is going to crash.

All of this, ALL of this, to stop this kind of silly, pointless, ineffectual shit:

Having considered what you have offered regarding this matter, I have to say that my opinion is still “fuck him” and you. May you both fall into an open manhole.

Of course. All I’m saying is that she’s not the kind of person you can trust to be the same person tomorrow that she is today.

Also, “I have no interest in TV” is rich coming from the guy who LOVES to go on TV to talk about this case.

I always wonder what happened to people who want to join the “proud” ranks of the conservative media at such a young age. I get the jaded shitheads like me at my advanced age who will gladly play a role for money, but the kids baffle me. It seems like it has to be more than just political indoctrination from birth…

You are correct. Even if they’re all selling the same thing (and I think you’d be nuts to trust any politician), they don’t come from the same highly questionable background.

Don’t mind Rob. He’s just trolling.

At least Hillary had some relevant experience.

Ah, you’re trolling. Fuck off and dismissed.

I never gave a fuck about Hillary one way or the other, so I certainly never “ranted” about her. Do you have me confused with someone else?

Yeah, I get that everyone loves that she DESTROYS or DECIMATES or ENDS THE BLOODLINE OF Trump with her ghostwritten and carefully worded tweets and all, but maybe remember that she’s a shameless opportunist who will say and do absolutely anything if she’ll get applause for it. She’s no true believer in anything but “I…