If your child is a boy, name him John or Mike or Jeff. If it’s a girl, name her Sarah or Jennifer or Michelle.

Just life experience.

Fuck both of them.

Ah, you think the FEC is informed of all this. There’s the problem.

If you believed them, I have a bridge to sell you.

$20 says it never happened, though.

If you’re gonna publicly joke about killing law enforcement officials, you should probably make sure the joke is actually funny instead of lazy and sorta racist. At least that way, your justified visit from law enforcement will have been worth it (kinda).

Nope. It’s why the smart thing to do is ignore and dismiss him.

I guess not to some, but I tend to keep things simple by only defending things I personally have said.

Who said that?

“Should” never factors into it. If you want to, then fine. If you don’t, then fine. I personally don’t want to park the car, then try to get my socks and/or shoes on with the steering column in the way, but to each their own.

Everyone who wanted to vote for Bernie could have. He lost in a relative landslide.

If you never LEFT the bar, who can say if you were there before or after work?

Better idea than pretending that running from law enforcement will save you as long as you get “on base.”

A poor man’s sous vide is exactly what it’s supposed to be. Of course, I have no idea what research Marchman did or what sources he consulted. The method I always heard was to seal the meat in a vaccum bag (or a Ziploc with as much of the air removed as possible) and “cook” that, as that allows as much of the surface…

This. If you feel you have a case, make it in front of a judge.

The explanation is that Hillary will never be forgiven for being a better candidate than Bernie.

Gotta get those Hillary digs in, even as our friend Emma here cries for everyone to move on from 2016.

“Surrender” implies “fighting” is a choice. It’s really not.

Yeah, this dude has a bug up his ass, but it’s also common sense that if you’re DJing your shift at work, you should be curating that shit to make sure it follows common sense guidelines. I don’t take either side. They’re both at fault.