Yup. The Civility & Politeness Police can save their “show some respect/now is not the time” takes for these people:

1. Her name is in contention

And the sun shines just the tiniest bit brighter.

Sounds like someone should have used some protection.

Yup.

He can issue bad threats from 80s movies to me anytime *swoon*

I mean, all he’s asking for is all of the positive with none of the negative. Pretty reasonable!

Yup. I mean, this is how the soundbite game is played. You are forced by the parameters of the platform to condense your talking points to bulletpoints (you can’t drag pie charts and statistics up there and also keep a crowd engaged) and then the other side says “pppfffftttt, this is absurd! Us winning elections…

If the GOP could paint healthy, able-bodied Hillary as being on death’s doorstep because she coughed on camera once, they would DESTROY Duckworth.

No. He’s just not upset at all. At all. He actually thinks this is all very funny. He’s laughing right now. He thinks YOU’RE the one who’s upset, if you think about it.

But I can buy some avocado toast!

“Well, obviously, this folder marked WILDLY ILLEGAL SHIT is not pertinent to this investigation, so I’ll just take that.”

And it’s bad news if the only thing they’ve made headway on is the thing voters care about least.

1. lol “taint team”

I like that he claims people “misunderstood” him, but offers no clarification to help those to “misunderstood” him.

She also knows that when this train pulls into the station, she’s going right back to anonymously demanding to talk to someone’s manager and sending her burger back because it had a bit too much char on one side.

“Alright, Mr. Cohen. Your kilt will be ready on Thursday.”

You’re just NOW figuring that out?

They grow them in a lab. That’s why he looks like that.

Truly, one would think that they’d get better services for their money than this.