I mean, he’ll be fine and that’s fine. Not fine, but, you know, OK. Sure. Whatever. Couldn’t happen to a worse guy.

Again, nah. Truth and fact are the same as they’ve always been and the only people who would have trouble grasping them now are the same people who always refused to listen to or believe anything that contradicted what they already believed.

Cheap ass imitators deserve no less.

Meh. These people have always been here and yet society has been getting progressively more liberal as time goes by.

By May, every press conference will just be She of The Misaligned Headlights opening her mouth, emitting a high-pitched chittering noise for 7 minutes straight, and then leaving.

I mean, it’s possible, even in this hyperpartisan America we live in, for people to do their jobs regardless of their personal politics.

I disagree. The man’s dumber than a bag of hammers about 99% of things, but his own criminality and the risk of having to face consequences for it is something he knows very well. Guys who don’t know how bad it is when your fixer gets raided by the FBI don’t employ fixers in the first place.

I’ve also seen it speculated that this is the one thing Trump absolutely did not want to ever happen, because he and Cohen believed that if Cohen was his fixer/dealmaker while also acting as his attorney, anything he and Cohen did or said to one another was protected by attorney/client privilege. If that privilege is…

Also, do you know when non-establishment Democrats get invited to the table and are allowed to actually wield influence in policy-making?

No one, because we don’t need to be saved? Because we’re just gonna live our lives, they’ll be more good than bad overall and then we die?

And with as many logical blindspots and hypocritical loopholes as Cruz’s politics allow, it would be pretty easy to ACTUALLY back him into a verbal corner. Instead, there’s whatever this was.

Ted Cruz is a 6’ stack of worms and slugs that wears a halfway-convincing human costume.

And he wasn’t “floored” or “flummoxed.” He handled being verbally attacked in a public forum the way any politician would handle it.

It’s tough to sell conspiracy theories to the braindead right-wingers because they’re gullible, but incapable of following anything too complicated.

Oh, god, please. Not you, too. None of those cute nicknames could possibly be less funny.

Could just be that he’s reorienting his life to pursue his true calling: Guy Who Keeps Asking Strippers To Fart In His Face, Gets Kicked Out Of Club & Is Caught Masturbating Behind Building By Police.

Maybe try earning a living at an actual job?

Obviously, the cops should have engaged their Time Stopper (obtained when they shot Flash Man) and carefully examined the item in his hand before deciding on a course of action.

- a blogger, which is quite possibly the least stressful or difficult job this side of “playing a corpse under a sheet on L&O:SVU