Of course not. I just don’t see what makes the idea so crazy.

About the only thing dumber and less productive than performing yet ANOTHER autopsy on the 2016 election is pretending that the views and opinions of a private citizen rise to the level of “news.”

GAWKER: “The Democrats have to stop worrying about the rural white vote, those people don’t matter, excite the base, THIRD WAY CENTRISM OOOOGA BOOGA BOOGA and so on.”

*shrugs*

I was gonna say, “then what the hell was EVERYTHING before this?”

In all seriousness, let’s break this down.

“Talking buffoon” is actually synonymous with “GOP PR flack,” so yes, that actually IS her purpose.

As someone who has never rigged an election myself, yes, I have full moral standing to criticize them.

*MMA judges nodding, furiously taking notes*

Same message we’ve been sending to veterans, male and female, young and old, black and white and everything else, regardless of citizenship status, for decades now.

“If black people sat around and played the bullshit purity douche vs turd sandwich game that white progressives think counts as “having principles” the Democrats would not win a single race in this country.

What is clear, however, is that the only thing that will help the family grieve and accept their loss at this time is a brand new, publicly funded, $2.3b stadium. Please. Thank You.

Not that the Democrats aren’t spineless milquetoast goobers, but this IS what they’re doing. Their calculations may be correct here and incorrect there, but saying...

And now we’ve moved on to “no, u.”

Ah, “X changed, so so can Y!”

When it comes to the impossible, the same amount.

More like “be realistic about the amount of power and influence you have. You’ll end up being happier and less disappointed.”

Keep telling yourself that.

I mean, I’d probably be a bringdown at YOUR parties.

Mmmm, indeed, rare is the teenager who wants attention.