I think we all know he is man of simple needs. As he has said of his childhood,

I almost threw my phone through my window because of you

You’re really challenging the limits of good taste with that joke.

My favorite:

This car never came with an intercooler stock, so adding an aftermarket intercooler has always been a nightmare. There is no proper gap to run plumbing except over the top of radiator.

This generation of Z car is probably the least desirable at the moment

Let me address the common complaints, one by one.

Show the court on the teddy bear where Jalopnik hurt you.

Website infamous for its snark and distain for modern vehicles upset about snark and distain for modern vehicles from its users.

Everyone here gets so personal over what they think an “overpriced” car is. How about look up a few values first. Stickers aside, this is a great deal and probably already sold.

Yeah, the headline here should really be “If you’re going to buy a used car without inspecting, Carvana will treat you better than any other seller will.”

And for accuracy:

You don’t know those missing panels are from a crash, he may have just been attempting to change a headlight bulb.

No, the people with surfboards are parking there to go surfing across the street at Malibu Point when the Lagoon parking lot is full. The car enthusiasts generally are eating coffee/breakfast at Bill’s or one of the other restaurants there.

No, that actually isn’t bad advice. Its called a zipper merge and (if done properly) it is faster than getting in as soon as you see a lane closed sign.

I just had Panda Express’ Orange Chicken sandwich over the weekend and it changed my life

Dude, are you cucksplaining me?

This is some breathtaking grift. It threads the needle between “idiots dreaming of a conservative utopia” and “mildly technical Roganbro” beautifully. Chances are that they won’t deliver anything and will disappear into the ether with a few hundred grand. Should the product actually see the light of day, though, it is…

“You do however have to off-road to enjoy the off-road aspects of a Jeep/Bronco/Etc.”

This is the 2021 version of replying “First” to an article.