Let me address the common complaints, one by one.

Show the court on the teddy bear where Jalopnik hurt you.

Website infamous for its snark and distain for modern vehicles upset about snark and distain for modern vehicles from its users.

Everyone here gets so personal over what they think an “overpriced” car is. How about look up a few values first. Stickers aside, this is a great deal and probably already sold.

Yeah, the headline here should really be “If you’re going to buy a used car without inspecting, Carvana will treat you better than any other seller will.”

And for accuracy:

You don’t know those missing panels are from a crash, he may have just been attempting to change a headlight bulb.

No, the people with surfboards are parking there to go surfing across the street at Malibu Point when the Lagoon parking lot is full. The car enthusiasts generally are eating coffee/breakfast at Bill’s or one of the other restaurants there.

No, that actually isn’t bad advice. Its called a zipper merge and (if done properly) it is faster than getting in as soon as you see a lane closed sign.

I just had Panda Express’ Orange Chicken sandwich over the weekend and it changed my life

“You do however have to off-road to enjoy the off-road aspects of a Jeep/Bronco/Etc.”

I think having a strong opinion on those people being “cool” or “posers” to be incredibly tiring, high school level, nonsense.

This is the 2021 version of replying “First” to an article.

If we’re gonna bring on the flaming, let’s do it right:

N grin shift - increases boost and makes shifts more agressive, lasts for 20 seconds... I looked it up. But watch out for the “Danger to manifold" warning.

I don’t like these suggestions. The Corvette probably comes the closest - but this guy is into Triumphs and 914s - small, lithe, tossable little sports cars. The Corvette - for all its performance is not those things.

You don’t want a convertible, eh? But you want something reliable, fun, and it needs a manual?

This time, Miata is not the answer. Instead it’s “Porsche… there is no substitute.”

It took too long for someone to post this. 

1990-1995 LT5 didn’t make it? Start over, the list is broken!