Its not cross-over enough, so ‘Merican’s hate it.

There’s a problem here in the US currently. That problem is the ubiquitousness of AWD in cars that have no business having AWD being sold to people who don’t know dick about AWD other than ‘durr-better traction in snow-durr’. That’s because this feature is sold to every Susan, Chad, and Karen as the end-all-be-all to…

Am I doing this right?

Toyota totally has the guts to bring back the MR2. The problem is that BMW and Subaru don’t have a mid-engine car to build it from.

The Boogy Moors - That’s my new band’s name.  

I can’t express how much disappointment I have that you're still doing the pun thing.

Sorry I’m late to the party but what about Audi’s 2.5L 5 cylinder? 400 hp and torque for days. One of the best engines ever 

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

None of these have the requisite offensiveness for a truly bad Sandler movie.

are you guys even trying? these sound like real adam sandler movies. i’ve seen two of these.

BITCH BITCH BITCH

Looks at car and price scolls down and votes CP. Goes back to read article and wants to vote CP again.

A sincere tip of the hat to whomever is letting the engineering team run wild at Hyundai, some of the most exciting new platforms to come out in years! I wish other brands would take notice

“...are not afraid to modify their cars to get what they want or make it work better look constipated and/or cosplay like they go offroad”

Y’all, the parsh 944 is like, right in this price range.

come on CP’rs, have you priced out any kind of Cobra replica ever? This thing is about as close to giveaway as you’d ever want. Oh I see, it’s not an “authentic” copy of an AC copy?

ME: “I’m just going to pop over to Jalopnik and read the headlines, then get some work done.”

Plus, it’s a Rolls-Royce! Of course it’s going to be comfortable for you and your family—this isn’t some finicky shitbox, this is a hand-built marvel of craftsmanship shitbox.

Used CLA. Can likely even get a 45 AMG model for that price.

This is an easy one. Get yourself a used Caterham. If I owned a private jet I’d want my pilot to drive a Caterham. In fact if I owned a private jet I’d buy my pilot a Caterham.