Where do we think Can’t Hardly Wait falls in this lineup?

It’s got a smoking hot soundtrack too. 

No dice. I don’t have a YouTube channel.

With that budget, find a nice Volvo 740 or 940 wagon and a willing professional builder to swap in what you want. There’s a lot of prior experience out there.

/thatsthejoke

No, the real question is does it come with a driver and crew chief?

Ford Contour. Any model year, there was at least one version that was a great drive.

Just eyeballing this list, Google Maps has several of these items too.

There’s a great scene in a cheesy but fun sci-fi novel titled “Saucer” which is about a dork archeologist discovering an ancient but functional flying saucer and getting it operational through Events That Happen, in which a bad guy henchman gets caught in the saucer’s antigravity field and is squashed flat into a red…

Mine was a weird one. 1996 Ford Contour, 4-cylinder, automatic (I can hear your skepticism) that we got as a used refreshed rental or fleet car, but someone at the dealer that did it had a great sense of humor because it had really good Firehawk tires that may have been wider than stock, and it had KILLER brakes, plus…

My favorite discovery of late is that the word “verbiage” actually means “speech or writing that uses too many words or excessively technical expressions,” which is hilarious to me because (a) that word has been setting my teeth on edge for years and I never knew quite why, and (b) as a corporate content creator and…

At the end of Avengers: Endgame (our second time viewing, but the first time with our kids with us), my youngest, who was maybe 6 or something, YELLED out “Can we GO?!” and then started to cry when people in the theater got the giggles about it.

On opening night, when the credits were rolling & we were waiting for something to happen at the end, we were probably down to 50% or fewer people still in the theater when the post-credit scene happened, and I was one of the few people who recognized Captain Marvel’s logo on the pager. I pulled a “YES” like Thor…

I remember seeing the movie and the use of vintage body styles over “futuristic” electric vehicle powertrains and thinking “now that would be a cool trend.” Still kinda hoping to see that happen for real.

Literally the only reason I clicked this was because my brain went “Wait, dude, that looks like Fran Drescher”.

THIS.

As long as it’s not priced like the Cadillac ELR.

We had one of those too, in that interesting blue-silver paint with the gorgeous wheels. My dad babied that car like you wouldn’t believe.

HAH. Same!

Don’t play with my heart.