This is the crazy jalop energy we need!

This is an easy NP - good luck finding a nicer one than this for less. The spirit of NP/ND is not about if you would want to own this car, it’s about if the price is right for someone who does. I don’t particularly want this car, but for someone wanting an old exotic-ish Italian car, $9500 is pretty good for one this…

If this is your thing, good luck finding one nicer. Buy it and spirit it away to a desert climate before the Florida humidity imposes its will. I see that I’m in a small minority, but I’ll say NP.

I find it odd that in the description on the main Jalopnik page it says “barely any of it is below water” and yet in the article it does not mention what the draft/draught (how deep below the water line the vessel reaches) is.

An F-150 appearing to be in great shape for its age and only costs credit card money? (And I’d bet a lot of the mileage is highway miles—next to no wear ‘n’ tear.) Sure, I’d pop for it--NP all the way.

The special edition means nothing at this point, but it looks to be a well-kept truck that will easily give you $5K of use before anything big goes wrong. NP.

More like Icon of Disease, amirite?

I was an automotive engineer at the time this test was being developed. I worked for a major automotive company in R&D and specifically in doors.

There are cheaper ways to start your own junkyard.

Ugh. This is a spectacularly shitty take.

Minnesotans are good at winter road care but there are just so many people that forget winter driving skills or have moved from places that do not have winter or just arrogant selfish assholes that thing their Silverado can drive 40 over in a blizzard.

Glowed Ran When Parked.

Boy are YOU in the wrong place.

Let’s take all the German SUV “sports coupes”, fill a ravine with them, and produce no more. Overpriced clown cars with cryptic marketing, causing eyeball damage across the world.

I don’t really want to kill the 4-series as much as I want to end the naked mole rat front end. The 4 is probably the most egregious in the grill to car ratio and it just needs to stop.

The ad is full of shit. This car was sold on BaT in October for $11,486.

My record store was burglarized a month before Xmas and most of our best stock was spirited away.

Inappropriate pun. Does not sit well with the article’s final line:

Don’t call them idiots. The word “idiots” implies what happened was accidental. These people are criminals, plain and simple.