The boulder got knocked 30 feet away?  She really was stoned!

I agree that it sounds good on paper, but the end result hurts my brain trying to put it together.

What could go wrong?

Every time you make a call a hipster grows a beard. 

Is it any surprise, really? They have long since outlived their place in the modern automobile. I don’t just say that as some youngin’ who doesn’t know how to drive stick - I’ve driven them. I learned on one. I just think they’re horrible - always have because even as a teen in the 1980s I thought of them as obsolete.

But think of how fun rotary dials are! If we keep buying them, they won’t go away! Do your part!

In other news, smart phones outsold rotary dial phones in the U.S. last year.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

You know the guy is qualified for this job sporting that, business in the front party in the back, do.

You’re an idiot

Flagged as hate speech.

I missed this earlier but I’ll leave a response because I believe that when you think something good about someone you should say it.

But only virtually.

There are some damn good MREs out there, though.

I like how because its men being disagreeable they are jerks. If this study found women to be disagreeable Jez would call them “strong” and “confident” lmao.

It says you’re one of the poors.

Just last week, some modded Brodozer kept on creeping even closer when my wife and I were trying to drive. I pulled the right to avoid a stupid fight — my priority was staying alive. He cruised on right by us and he didn’t even try us, just kept on plowing right down the road. I thought about a brake check, but then…

I am a huge fan of Aux lights (Especially Baja Designs) but all these bros with chinesium lightbars on their trucks can fuck off.

Exactly this.

I really thought that eventually, my eyes would get used to seeing these, but it’s just not going to happen. I love the technology, but Honda really needed to show some restraint with all the scoops, wings, triple exhaust, etc. Granted, I know I haven’t been this car’s target market for about a decade now, but it’s…