To me, the price of this is what makes this a significant car (a bit like the C8 Corvette).

$31k buys a lot of car.

Sure, they look weird. There’s any number of improvements that could be made. I still question why this warrants a full-blown, verbose, hyperbolic, “article”. I enjoy the way you write, just seems peculiar to go ham on some tail lights.

Or, actually, they’re fine.

What a stupid remark....

and this is why super/hyper cars don’t matter to me. They’re just superfluous dong measuring that’ll never be anything more than a showpiece. At least the ridiculously garage queened corvettes will more than likely see 30k on the odometer.

Because the hottest women are found on the back of Harleys.

Since he’s priced it at $2999, he’s simply trying to get below the $3k threshold that people set search parameters to.  He’d take lower.  Personally I’m at only $500 lower; these things hold up, it looks fine, and anything less than $3k for a perfectly reliable running and driving car is gravy in my book. So a light…

At $3k for a running and driving car no major blemishes or obvious issues I am solidly in the NP category. Buy it, maintain it and drive it until it falls apart.

This is so bad I can’t even watch.

oh goody, another adventure bike riding engineer who thinks his brand of fun is the best brand

“Get my tailor on the horn, these pants need more pants”

Good god....that front butt...

Now this is a fake Ferrari.

It’s a well done Ferrari 250 replica. How much do they go for? It was in a popular movie. How much does that bring? Did you hear about that beat up Mustang that was in that movie that sold recently? The “Get off my lawn!” quotient is high in this article.

Does it not surprise you that I also hate big trucks?

I’ll wait for the hybrid version. I’m not getting any car that can’t achieve better than 20 MPG. This is why Chevrolet won’t be selling as many Corvettes as they have in the past. They abandoned their heritage, and if you got this far, I hope you know I’m totally fucking with you. Burn rubber and Hoon it until you’re…

There are valid reasons to change cars, like “I have a full size pickup that I don’t need and which gets crap mileage, so I’m trading it in for a CR-V.” but the idea of trading a Kia with a warranty for an older BMW without one says “I have this objectively good car that’s not flash enough for me, so I want one that’s…

The stinger guy=buyers remorse.  Bought a car and 18 months later want something new.

“...and get very nervous even thinking about daily driving it into Manhattan.”