I bet the impact knocked the dent out of the Camry's rear bumper.

Are you joking?

Yes, Vegina Box was a real food truck.

Thoughts on the “beaver receiver”?

*psst* it’s not the boomers who complain about loud exhausts and truck nuts.

I’ve always had many questions about this custom. First and foremost - why don’t brodozers also include a dildo in the package?

I’d shove a couple of cots in it, and then register it on Air BnB as an authentic serial killer experience weekend.

Also:

This dude’s name is really Chad

The point is that we don’t need to be chastised for driving cars. It’s not the problem and, even if it were, trying to guilt people into not driving isn’t going to work. Most people who drive do so because they have to in order to support themselves and their families. For many, it’s not asking them to stop eating…

The United States leads the world in the reduction of carbon emissions. The United States could go to zero emissions tomorrow, and it won’t do dick, as China and other large emitters are increasing their emissions with no end in sight.
That’s not to say we can’t continue on our downward trend, but this constant…

False! Not making babies is the single biggest way to reduce your environmental impact.

When asked how he felt after the incident, the driver said “rough.”

I had a friend in Rome that knew Testiculus and his name was Biggus Dickus.

Know what really saved him? The inertia of his massive balls swung him back towards the middle. This is known as the Ballinger effect, first theorized by the ancient Greek mathematician Testiculus.

Looks like somebody forgot to put the transmission in Bark.

The looks have grown on me.

“But I deeply appreciate how it boldly reimagines what we think a truck even is.”

OK, fine. You’ve vented. Now let’s suppose the Blade Runner truck goes on sale looking pretty much as we see here. (Like you, I don’t believe for a minute the low-end price is realistic. On the other hand, looking to charge $125K for a truck as Bollinger expects to do is utterly delusional.)

That big wing out back ... pretty much consumes whatever semblance of rear visibility the Corvette may have had.