Roger Goodell's responses are like a shitty voice-to-text program: a combination of useless words with no emotional involvement and no context surrounding them.

Exactly. The stance that most are taking on the weed is really a strawman, isn’t it? Regardless of how right I think they are, the rules are rules (for now) and do you want to invest so heavily in someone who could be suspended for large chunks of a season?

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

This is what happens when you don’t give Belichick a first round pick to trade for 5 other lower picks. Some men just like to watch the world burn.

@durex

that’s not even a straight razor. he could have done that shit himself.

Waiting for this tweet:

Can’t wait to get my hands on a bottle of #Off! to deal with all the Zika I'm going to be fighting in @Miami!!

Unfortunately for some knuckle draggers rape or others form of violence against women is just viewed as “boys being boys”. Exposing the sham that is college athletics and potentially bringing everything crashing down, now that is just going too far.

now we have to shut down the internet since nothing will ever be greater than this.

Today I learned that I would like to bang both Jared Goff’s mom and Jared Goff’s sister. Thanks for the info, Jared Goff!

You can rape and throw people down stairs, but smoke some weed, take some money from the highest paid employee in Mississippi and you are basically Judas.

I’ll still take the 2003 draft when the Vikings missed their pick and teams started bum rushing the stage to try to get their picks in ahead of them

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

I kind of feel bad for him. Good thing he was already drafted. This is why fuck social media I only keep a pornhub account

I do think so Tim.

New Password: Sm0keW33dandGe7B3nefit5EveryD4y!

1. Don’t piss off stepdad

“Now things have gotten worse”

Someone fuckin hates this guy