“We want Jared to take the time to learn from a seasoned vet like Case.”

Decent chance that “unjust enrichment” applied here. Microsoft wanted to keep their mistake off the record, but likely would have been able to retrieve the prototype without much trouble if they wanted to go public.

True story: Steve Jobs would have had the guy who came up with this messages shit fired and possibly murdered.

I can see where women might buy pink jerseys, so sure, whatever, make them and have players wear pink to remind people of the Breast Cancer Scam Charity.

So if Clinton wins, the “true patriots” will gather beneath a tree, slit their flesh and drain themselves dry to water said tree?

Are you planning on doing an obit on Bernie Sanders? I realize it’s gonna be super late if so, but I feel a gaping emptiness in my collection of your fantastic work on them.

Dissolve the nation. Make each state it’s own country. Boom.

There’s a not insignificant portion of people who feel like since THEY’RE not oppressing black people but they ARE American, these protests are accusing them of being complicit in something they have no role in.

Exactly. To hate something, you have to give a fuck about it first. Donald Trump gives a fuck about nothing but himself. His brain is just a loop of his name in gold surrounded by heart emojis.

Considering how few took Denton’s offer during the buyout, I don't see a mass walkout. The true believers are too committed to their vision of Gawker (a gossipy tabloid rag, TMZ+ News) as some agent of change and force of rebellious gorilla journalism for that.

My usual response to “what does this have to do with X” is “go read another site,” but in this case, yeah. You’ve got Hamilton peddling his room temperature “here’s a flimsy and nearly totally unresearched example of rich people being assholes” takes on Deadspin’s Concourse. I get that the Concourse is a catch-all for…

“What is your diet like?”

I have a feeling a Monday morning intercompany memo is coming from Univision regarding the Gawkerization of the remaining sites.

“Big d—” *begins following hallucinated butterfly with his eyes for several seconds*

America’s been an oligarchy since the day it was founded. The world is an oligarchy. You just realize it now. Welcome to enlightened consciousness. Namaste.

Besides, “Newton revealed that he went through the concussion protocol after the game, being “asked a couple of questions,” though he admitted he didn’t remember what they were.”

“Well, you know, regarding this kneeling thing, I’m not a black man, but...”

“ISIS would not have been able to take oil and use that oil to fuel themselves.”

Tannehill 2.0. Calling it now.

Thus why self-driving cars are still more sci-fi fantasy than reality, even if there are a few models out there.