The woman ran out of the house already. No immediate danger.

This. The “evidence” speaking for itself is simply saying that the current system isn’t working, not that the proposed one will/does.

“...we have the freedoms that allow you to speak out openly about any issue.”

Well, remember that as a teaser of the BURNING TRUTH ESPN SAID YOU CAN’T HANDLE Skip has ready to go, he offered this:

I just don’t get it. What would be wrong with simply saying something along the lines of “I coached Colin for years, but since leaving the 49ers, we don’t speak anymore and I honestly don’t have much of an opinion on Colin’s personal feelings or the actions they inspire?”

I was gonna say “well, part of the problem is that their quarterback is a 47 year old insurance claims adjuster.”

I see you are unfamiliar with Mr. Nolan’s work.

Yeah, I... Huh.

I was really hoping the “WAHHHHHHHHHH RICH PEOPLE” whining would stop with the death of Gawker.

Everything you touch, including your own body, is covered in fecal coliforms pretty much 24/7. That’s scientific fact.

I want to meet the dog that WANTS to be under the covers.

You know you can read other websites, yes?

Get help for your self-esteem.

The problem with Dove is that they market that shit as soap. Which it is, kinda, but it’s more a cleansing moisturizer. Great for people like you, but if you don’t have a dry skin issue and buy it on a lark because it’s on sale and in the soap section, you’re gonna be a grease monster.

Yup. “Exfoliation” is the biggest hygiene scam word there is this side of “Dove Beauty Bar.”

Bar for the shower, liquid for dishes, disagree with this, you unhygienic bitches

And as bad and clumsy a campaigner as Trump is, “socialist” is such a layup that there is no way he would have missed it.

Assuming he watches. When my daughter was born, there could have been 6 zebras doing handstands on unicycles and blowing each other behind me, for all I know.

I’m really looking forward to Davis continuing to play himself and getting stuck repping the Wheeling, WV Raiders in 2018.

The team 0.06% of the country’s been waiting for: THE FARGO RAIDERS.