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Jeb Adams
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Inside baseball FTW.

"I'm trying to find a spot on the Undercover wall here, but The fucking National has written all over this fucking thing."

Honorable mention: De Niro as Capone getting nicked by a razor in The Untouchables.

Honorable mention: De Niro as Capone getting nicked by a razor in The Untouchables.

Don't believe these lies spread by the DisCAWvery Channel or whatever. Crows are dumb and you should leave them alone and not bother them in any way.

Or, say, APOCALYPSE NOW where they fucking fuck up that ox or whatever.

The vampire guy is two hundred years old, right? I hope I'm rattattatting dat ass when I'm 200. AFTER MARRIAGE, OF COURSE.