Yes, this is the missing ingredient to Jeb's success. Why didn't someone think of this sooner.

Wait, I thought we were all on the same page that the Iraq war was a mistake? Shouldn’t this dude have been moved to a deserted island somewhere à la Napoleon?

I know they say that history is a bit kinder to Presidents who were “unappreciated” in their own time, but...Jeb, considering how big a screw-up your brother is, it’s going to take a few centuries before he begins to approach mediocre. Your brother is the boat anchor that will sink your foundering ship of a campaign.

No. Please do not write or release more books in a completed series. I remember reading Sisterhood Everlasting - I do not want to read about teenage characters as they progressed into their twenties, thirties, or forties.

I loved it!

He’s been indicted. This is just the school’s remedy while he faces criminal prosecutions.

He’s pled not guilty so...

That is the thing. He is a dork, looks like a dork probably knows he is a dork, and he is OK with that and in comes off as “real”, endearing, and human. Young people (like myself) eat it up, because no matter what race, creed, or background you are from you have the dorky uncle who has been talking about the same shit…

Each tub is painstakingly crafted from free foraged coffee creamers, sugar/Equal packets, airplane peanuts and those fun-size M&M's packs in that plastic Minions bowl on Brenda's desk (the one who works in Billing, not HR). Nothing was purchased that could conceivably benefit the 1%.

Did anyone else think he was taking a big toke off a little joint in that picture at first glance?

Can’t help but to think how such of a dork he is. I find that endearing.

I mean, did you see the guy on Halloween? He was eating candy the whole time.

Colonics, laser treatments, and semi-stressful massages have to be the least-awesome possible justification for this sentence:

And with that even I cannot defend Kanye any more.

Yeah, no. I think I’d feel very uncomfortable having to eat with an audience and, I assume, when the company says so.

God, this makes me want to take a shower. Is this what the future will consist of? Political campaigns using every new communications platform as a way to hawk the next revolution? Maybe in 2020 Amazon will use their drone army to deliver and install yard signs crowd funded by naive 20-somethings.

Oh, that’s just great. Now the TSA will want to ban laptops, or start making you turn them on at the airport, or transport them in special bomb-proof containers, or probably all three. Thanks, Somalia.

It was a political philosophy class with a professor who had actually worked with Rawls before he died. She also taught a gender and philosophy class that would sometimes spill over into the political philosophy class (because duh).

“We must, we must, we must increase the bust

TBH the most upsetting thing about this video is the implication that we can control the thermostats in our offices.