Yep!

A lot of people in the comments missed it.

I think we need to retire the color “Nude,” the name, that is. “Beige,” and probably some others would work. Not all people, especially these ladies, are that color when naked.

Honest Company is a tech start-up? Do they provide ass scrubbing nano-bots or something in their products?

I don’t know why, but i having a hard time trying to trust a company named “Honest Co”.

*sigh* Why exactly is it noteworthy that women are wearing pants?

Does it bother anyone else how very, very white this stage is? I sometimes forget that as bad as our appalling numbers are for female representation in Congress, it is SO MUCH WORSE for non-white women.

In the interest of balance, I am going to rub a chicken with a paste of butter, garlic and smoked paprika, and roast it. I shall serve it with dumplings, Brussels sprouts, and bacon. And wash it down with wine.

omg I googled and this

Fuuuuuck, I forgot to activate my cashews and the cashew activation place is closed on the weekend!

Every health nut on earth is saying to drink out of copper cups. The FDA recommends against it, especially hot beverages. I’m throwing in with the people who know something about how the body works.

Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…

I wonder if it bothers her that her last name is Bacon. Has she tried to change it to something healthier, like Amanda Chia Seeds?

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

Can we just get more of this from everybody? That would be great. Life would be so much better.

This guy will run for president some day.

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

I had professional interaction with that scumbag while he was at Morgan Lewis. We hired him as appellate counsel due to his political ties on a big-money case that had gone off the rails. I wrote the fucking brief myself and he billed our client $250k for something like a week’s work, next to none of which was done by…

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

I thought this was Craig, but it was some other guy, who had worked with him on the Bush 2000 campaign, who was quoted anonymously in a New York Times article: