First, imagine if this was a big muscular white cop that punched a black female in the face. Totally different spin I’m sure... Second, the bitch deserved it!!! You go boy!!! Tell me all about your feminism... Equal punches. Oh wait! You mean most women can’t hit as hard as most men. How unfeminist of you. :-).

Drewby Dooby Doo, Where are you
We’ve got some work to do now

He then went and had sex with underage girls in Mexico to underscore his point

Slow your roll, NEDD.

I may or may not agree with what Kaepernick is doing which is irrelevent to this discussion.

That’s beautiful. Thank you for sharing that.

Harvard on the Slacking.

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

Sigh—If Strasburg could ever have a fully healthy season he’d be just as good as Scherzer.

At first I reacted to this odd story by thinking ESPN was being idiotic. But the more I think about it, the more I don’t blame ESPN at all. The announcer, Robert Lee, is essentially an ESPN rookie, trying to build his career, and the network was concerned that he would be the subject of memes and all sorts of…

Can It Deadspin! You know damn well that you would have a written a faux outrage post with a screengrab of the announcer’s name

to our esteemed colleague Trouthead,

I get your point-but coastal “blue” states produce a lot of food, through agriculture and the fishing industries. I guess we are just prickling at the suggestion that the midwest is carrying the burden of feeding the whole country. California alone could probably feed all the “blue” states. http://www.latimes.com/food/…

I mean it could be a genius marketing plan? Like now I kind of want to watch the fight just to see if this is real or not.

“I was born in 1990"

No one dresses like Gaston.

You mean North.

Dear Billy Joel,

It’s a movie about a group of people who saw power siezed in their government when someone was given leadership by a select group of politicians in reaction to fears of outsiders invading their territory (and a misinformation campaign), little realizing that this was a pretense for a power grab. Now a group of people…

I’ve always found Dostoyevsky and Brothers Karamazov to be a bit overrated; I think he gets a lot of credit because he dealt with rawer themes and topics than most authors of his day. But pound for pound, book for book, Tolstoy was the far more skilled and dynamic author.