No surprise that his slander of a great chicken man would piss off Purdue.

Okay the nose gives it away.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

“Actually, there’s still no concrete evidence that Coach Meyer was directly told about any of this. The bottom line is, we need better parenting.”
- Ed Werder, probably

Per my understanding of most professional sports but specificallly MLB, each team has a pretty extensive media staff, much of whom are dedicated to social media. How hard is it for one of these staffers, or even an intern to look at the roster, go through each player’s social media accounts and comb for nonsense like…

that cup didn’t count due to the Captials collusion with the Russians to win

The part that makes me most sad is that not one person in the process from concept to implementation spoke up and said, “Guys, I don’t think we should do this.”

Looking forward to the inevitable crossover promotion with Pornhub.

I agree.  Soon we’ll have Make A Wish Kids asking to jam sticks into the riders spokes as they go by, causing a cascade of metal and bodies.

You’re a remarkable idiot

Well, if you get in the back the doors don’t really open from the inside...

So, to be clear...  a football player for a major University and brother to NFL player treated a police car like his own personal taxi service........ And, the COPS are the assholes?

He’s impressed by the fact that it seems profitable and has some neat electronics. He also thinks it has shitty ‘90s Kia build quality. He’s not “eating crow” about the quality, he’s just saying they managed to make it profitable. It’s still poorly made.

“And I’m Skeezy NBA Agent Rob Lowe... and I have cable.”

Now knowing the backstory...what a staredown from Xhana after that first goal.

Along with avoiding sponsors and US citizens, Rafa Márquez also declined Landon Donovan’s support of the Mexican team.

“I also wish to thank the USMNT, which has provided crucial assistance in achieving my goal of not seeing anything American at this World Cup.”

And yet no one in this country seems to be willing to do anything about Lavar Ball.

Did Qatar buy Brazil or something?