Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

#SunglassesWhoWork

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Yes, because those things certainly didn’t exist prior to the Punisher.

I hate everybody in this new generation, and I hate how it looks like it’s continuing into the next year with this bullshit. Trolling isn’t funny. It’s annoying no matter how you look at it. I have a sense of humor but trolling is just obnoxious. All I’ve heard throughout this year was how people trolled other people.…

Oh, they caught it, but then they got distracted with riffing that “I don’t believe in tipping” scene from Reservoir Dogs over and over again, while Darvish threw BP.

Aurora Cordingly is great. The sort of thing nobody could possibly get away with in a story.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

It is Good Good Pacino. Which is why I’m concerned that it didn’t even show up on the list. Did I miss it somewhere?

Come on, we all know there’s only one place to go for pizza in NY

“Jahlil Okafor, the former third overall pick in the 2015 draft”
Isn’t he still the third overall pick in the 2015 draft or are the Sixers taking that away from him, too? 

I gate check bags for free all the time, although not by choice. Since they charge a fee for checking a bag when you get there, everyone tries to carry their bag on, which means there is’t enough overhead space. Almost every flight I go on they ask if anyone wants to volunteer to gate check for free, and many flights…

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

It’s not unprecedented. There’s one pizza that is pro-Central Powers:

Papa Hitlers Pizza is terrible anyway. I mean, who puts sauerkraut on a pizza?

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.

Only a good rib-breaking guy could stop a bad rib-breaking guy.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”