If I stick a book in there with it, can I ship it media mail?

"We don't give a fuck, we're actually Yankee fans."
-ISIS

This color of orange will match Manziel's and Gordon's community service orange vests in hopes to make them feel like they're a part of the team.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

"I'm just thankful your mother didn't live to see you as an Instagram Boy."

Irsay did at least offer to help with relocation as part of Richardson's severance:

Richardson could use Jim Irsays legal team right about now

Hopefully, everything worked out okay with the baby, allowing Richardson to focus solely on miscarrying ON the field.

I mean, what kid is actively looking for a magazine anyway?

poor girl. You can only go so far in life when your parents name you Racine.

He needed to Titan up his social media security.

Just like that homeless man in the tattered hoodie who had no idea who Bill Belichick is.

I've come to the conclusion that NO MORE spent four years prepping a marketing campaign to raise awareness, and Ray Rice did more than they ever could have hoped to by landing one punch on camera.

I guess when one considers things like research and science to be conspiracy, education becomes less important.

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…

This goalkeeper's free kick positioning is more interesting:

The Manboy Who Lived.

Now we know the plot for what will be the worst remake of Citizen Kane ever made.

forget the roof, someone needs to do something about that floor