How do you have a grammatical error in literally the first word of the article?

It doesn’t seem like an editorial slant, they’ve just slashed the budget to ribbons and converted the company into a clickbait farm.

Wouldn’t that be Ruthful obituary?

Apropos of nothing, please enjoy this picture of Dawn Staley wearing this poorly conceived blouse which makes it look like she has a hairy chest...

Interesting that Chris Johnson is taking a relatively progressive stand on this one given how far up Trump’s ass Woody is.

The proximity of blitzball and Sin City is making me a little nervous.

So now Mike Pompeo is the Manchurian Candidate?

It’s not like the NHL runs Coors Light ads because they are invested in getting people to drink Coors Light, they do it because they are getting paid. If the NHL is getting paid to run stupid political ads, why would they care if they are actually effective?

Seems like there needs to be legislation that forces the phone companies to find a way to deal with this shit, because you’re never gonna shut down all those illegal foreign operations.

The only people making those solicitation calls couldn’t give two shits about the Do Not Call List because they are foreign scammers looking to steal your money. Congress needs to pass a law that holds telecommunication companies liable for facilitating hundreds of millions of illegal scam calls a day. They claim it’s…

You’re giving them way too much credit, literally every week brings a new major breakdown or scandal that would cripple any other administration. Every day is take out the trash day in this administration.

...cited grizzly bears as a reason why guns might have a place in schools.

Did you even watch the clip? He literally had an uncontested clear and then injured himself on his approach to the ball. If he was trying to kill time, why wouldn’t he have cleared the ball and then faked injured? That would guarantee the ball was cleared to safety and waste more time to bring the ball back up the…

So your take from this fun video of a buzzer beater and ensuing celebration of a high school basketball team is that social media ruins fun stuff?

Well if she already considered herself eliminated, wouldn’t the obvious answer be to take huge risks and see what happens?

Add that to picking Shane Lechler in the fifth round and they locked down their kicking game for 12 seasons in a single draft.

I don’t buy this. If the goal was just to get people to watch and talk about your ads without regard to their opinion of the ad itself, why wouldn’t companies just intentionally make gratuitously insulting and offensive ads?

So these investors took at face value that basically every person living in America was an active user (350m people) even though no one has ever heard of this service? If they’re that stupid, they deserve to lose their money.

Next up in this series of 76ers Deadspin features, the much shorter article Markelle Fultz Still Can’t Shoot

In his defense, Stew Sr. had to put the company in his son’s hands while he was serving jail time for tax fraud.