Well, here’s an article from less than a month ago about a drunk Trump supporter being banned from Delta for life, so... probably?

Wait, Richard Sherman eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

On the bright side, looks like she was putting her Obama phone to good use.

That Obama needs an NFL coaching job?

Here’s hoping he has an open casket, I can’t wait to see the suit he’s getting buried in. 

Since when does ISIS give a fuck about killing innocent civilians?

What the fuck do you want from this kid? He gave a heartfelt, awkward speech befitting of him being 19. We’re gonna shit on him for believing in god in what I’m sure wasn’t the smoothest of childhoods?

Can’t say the same for our soon-to-be-former NATO allies in the Baltics, though.

Damn, I was hoping your story was about the backer who died Segwaying off a mountain.

Thanks Obama.

Could you maybe provide a link to an article that supports these FACTS!!!!!!!?

Should I be expected to know what “Corsi” is without any explanation?

I think it legit is easier for basketball teams with high academic standards to succeed. All you need is a couple great players with a little academic ambition and you can round out the team with solid four year players. It’s a lot harder to field a team of 85 football players that can all crack a 1200 on their SATs.…

Not that a lot of Trump voters would make the distinction, but people from Puerto Rico are not immigrants.

Lincoln Chaffee 2020!

Congrats, first one I’ve seen

As if anyone who voted for Trump watches soccer. Wake me up when a Mexican wins the Daytona 500.

That “sweating like a dog line” from his kickoff speech really pissed me off. Like, not only is he completely ignorant about all issues of social and cultural tolerance, but he also missed that day of 3rd grade where the teacher explained that dogs pant to release heat instead of sweating?

That “sweating like a dog line” from his kickoff speech really pissed me off. Like, not only is he completely ignorant about all issues of social and cultural tolerance, but he also missed that day of 3rd grade where the teacher explained that dogs pant to release heat instead of sweating?

Did anybody else get completely distracted by the guy in the red shirt with the beard who seems to clearly be tripping on Molly?