The list of a great athletes who don’t *look* like great athletes is so extensive - just in football today, there’s Muller, Lahm, Iniesta, Ozil, or you know, Lionel Messi, to name a few - that I’m trying to figure out the point of an article noting another guy that doesn’t *look* like a great athlete.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Ringer, I served with Grantland. I knew Grantland. Grantland was a friend of mine. Ringer, you’re no Grantland.

Yup. They don’t dip that shit in Elmer’s Glue.