It’s coo-een am-on and we aren’t Flemish, friend, we’re Welsh people stuck in France who’ve been trying not to be French for 500 years with a zero percent success rate and couple of incidences of actual genocide. I’m glad you like our cakes, please enjoy the giftshop on the way out. Kentoc’h mervel!

Attends, encore pire. T’es même pas anglo-saxon donc d’où tu sors avec ces conneries primaires? Si tu parles français tu devrais au moins avoir une base à peu près compétente pour comprendre le satire. Charlie c’est une goutte d’eau dans une pratique satirique qui couvre plusieurs siècles et énormément d’humour…

Charlie makes fun of attacks in our country too, imbécile fini. They made fun of what happened to them in January, they will poke fun at what happened Friday. It’s how we survive in France, with a sense of humor, and a middle finger to hate. Your sanctimonious anglo-saxon prudery notwithstanding, these attacks touch…

Every single filmmaker has had that kind of job. I know because i am one and I’ve been everything from a nanny to a shop sales assistant at the Gap to a waitress. Becoming a filmmaker is a long and rocky road to actual economic emancipation. This is probably a fuck you to all those jobs. Live vicariously through us!…