I wish i had facebook when my lover left me for that hack writer Nelson Algren. I'm the most important fart-philosopher of the 20th century! I can just imagine that wanker … "hey babe, take a walk on the wild side", then " you know my novel of the same title served as inspiration for Reeds song" … Damn you Nelson. I…

Only a bonafide pederast would refer to his genitalia as "that evil machinery below the waistline"… Oh Virgil, if you didn't find incestuous finger-blasting (and/or actual blasting) of children so ferociously addicting, i might find you to be charming.