This comment has had me alternating between laughing and crying for the past few minutes. 

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

I never understood why he married a human woman anyway when its pretty obvious he would be much happier with a rollerskate filled with dead flowers and merlot.

What is she wearing? Nylon, sheer biker shorts over a g-string?

This is why I never go to EDM festivals.

So Tati Westbrook noticed that the tide was turning and people were starting to question her motives for speaking up, so she decided to make another video. She’s playing this game pretty well...

As much as the past 2 years of political chaos has sucked, there’s a certain schadenfreude in watching Trump’s staggering mediocrity give equally mediocre young men just enough rope to hang themselves.

It’s odd that I want to know what racialized word a person could use and feign ignorance at how’s it’s racist?  

At this point it’s not even about titty honking anymore. This is just a complete breakdown of the basic processes of a professional organization. The list of orgs more competent at basic HR than USA Gymnastics now includes random IHOP franchises, off-brand gas stations, and inner city volunteer medical clinics. This…

“Jay....sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

So I’m guessing you’re both ugly and broke, but you got a ‘great’ personality?

Mmm ok Megan. 

“I see the future of America right here, right now,” Beto O’Rourke says while standing on a counter in a coffee shop in Burlington, Iowa.

I don’t know if that’s fair - I also don’t know what a “genuine” person means, but I would agree its harder, if only that kids have way less baggage, less hurt, less harm that has happened to them and had time to sit within them and harden. It only makes sense that an adult has a harder time opening up (and more painfu…

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

You’re the true victim. 

“Now, don’t piss off the brown recluse spiders, whatever you do. And when that raccoon gets in here just give him whatever he wants. Toodles!”

“I want her ass fired right now,” Taylor says after another employee pulled the man away.

That’s Dream, Rob & Chyna’s kid, I think.

Kendall should have her own Christmas card, with her cradling her IUD.