I’m honestly convinced that if Trump every became self aware, we would be even more fucked than we are now. 

Hindsight is 20/20 and there is no doubt that he would have done many things differently if he had the opportunity.

Come on, I think we can both agree that Twitler has obliterated that bar. But while I don’t agree with everything 41 did during his presidency, I do think the times we’re presently finding ourselves in have definitely made me more appreciative of his better qualities. Real people loved him, not just his attorneys or…

They aren’t really trying to remove EBT. Or even Obamacare.

Hi, despite being a lifelong dem

😂😂I think I love u😘😂

Still listening to the interview, but I get the charming but dim vibe. 

Correction: I believe you mean the “falafel thing.”

He is a devoted artist of horrible and inexcusable behavior. 

Does O’Reilly just tries his hardest to be the worst? Because I don’t think anyone can be as awful unless you are actively trying.

O’Reily sues McPhilmy sounds like the start of the world’s worst Irish joke. Also., a tape recording of Bill O’Reilly having phone sex would both be disgusting and amazing simultaneously. Finally, the idea of Bill O’Reilly suing anyone for fraud after his decades of lies on Faux is the neutron star of…

The Fyre Festival debacle was one of the best times ever to be on the internet and one of the few bright spots of 2017. It brought so much joy to so many people. I for one, appreciate Ja Rule’s contribution to my entertainment last year.

“I’m not ashamed. I’m not ashamed of Fyre at all.

This is a story about the time I worked at a pig farm. These were dark times. Very dark times indeed. Enjoy!

One of the main tenants of Wicca is that what you put out comes back to you. The people I know who practice are some of the kindest and loveliest people, and many are healing from the trauma of growing up in an evangelical christian church.

I suppose at this point we should just be thankful he hasn’t been nominated for the Supreme Court.

I am totally serious.

I think even the evil horned baby-eating well-poisoning Jewish stereotype, if he put down his gigantic world and stepped out of the Nazi propaganda cartoon to give his opinion, would be disgusted by Stephen Miller.

I didn’t know he was Jewish. My New Year has been ruined by this realization. Stephen Miller is a weasel and, as Andy Cohen would say, “bad for the Jews.”