I think even the evil horned baby-eating well-poisoning Jewish stereotype, if he put down his gigantic world and stepped out of the Nazi propaganda cartoon to give his opinion, would be disgusted by Stephen Miller.

I didn’t know he was Jewish. My New Year has been ruined by this realization. Stephen Miller is a weasel and, as Andy Cohen would say, “bad for the Jews.”

Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

“It’s not my job to do that,” O’Brien said.

Ask yourself this, what’s the BIGGEST difference between Serena and John?  Now you have your answer.

Do you also remember when Mac was EJECTED from the Australian Open for his shenanigans? Cause I 'member. 

Wrong apartment, wrong fucking floor, the key didn’t work, and she shot the dude after he opened his own door because she was trying to break in.

If you haven’t seen it, this is the full Nike commercial with CK.

So here’s my guess: typical gambler’s fallacy.

Religious people aren’t the brightest.  

I’m all for Colin being the face of their ‘Just Do It’ campaign, but I’m cynical enough to think that Nike chose him because they thought they could make a buck off of his being blacklisted. (I don’t know if there was a prior business relationship or not)

You know, I’m a lib, and I feel pretty owned right now, but it has nothing to do with the owners at all. Rosanne, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson and all their deplorable children can take the weekend off.

Yeah.....I’m over organized religions as a whole. I think they are all, quite literally, the devil’s work. I could list all the reasons why, but this comment would be days long and I don’t have the time.

At first I thought McCain was being super fucking classy to have two of his former adversaries eulogize him, and especially gracious considering that fuckery about W his daughter. It just occurred to me though that it is actually some next level shade and a final fuck you to have W have to give a speech at the same…

Isn’t eczema just the best?

It’s not like I didn’t know it wasn’t a Murder She Wrote reboot. But I’m still pretty disappointed. 

This deserves more love!

and shivering.