Trump. “I’m sort of just stayin’ up like a ship! Just keep going, bing bing.”
What the …

“Also, Dude, ‘failson’ is not the preferred nomenclature. ‘Second-generation owner,’ please.”

Rachel Nichols: Scottie, you and Gary [Payton] have been out of the league for a while now, but seem to have insights no one else does! Why is that?

I mean, are you actually expecting someone, anyone, to say that legit animal abuse is somehow less terrible than weirdos who obsess over horse culture? Because if you are, then yes, horse people are still the worst.

Oh, I thought it was Undercover Brother.

It sure is a shame how our nations soldiers get treated once they get back from the battlefield.

Her husband has her name tattooed on his face....I would estimate less than 14 months tbh

As a chef myself I almost hated him for giving the real world a window into our chaotic hellscape with that friggin book, there’s a context to it that no outsider will ever get, a perspective that you probably couldn’t wrap your brain around fully without actually being in that world. He was absolutely right, our…

Yeah, I’m feeling sideswiped by this news. Will definitely miss his particular voice. He was great at what he did. I’m so bummed he was suffering. Very sad.

LeBron knows killing J.R. will only give him momentary satisfaction...and according to Léon, after killing someone, you have to sleep with one eye open, and since he only has one functioning eye left, that would be a problem.

C’mon man, they’re not even the same guy.

Player MJ:

“sweep the leg draymond”

There are going to be people who swear this album is a classic and place it as one of Kanye’s best works.

5/7 Kinja, would read again

Maybe we should consider the possibility that he has an odd-looking head.

I didn’t even notice until I read your comment because they look so natural.

So you’re saying that when he said “too bad”, he meant....

I’m fine is always the default of not breaking in front of others. Yesterday some mentally ill man cursed me out good in front of people where the young guy next to me was ready to jump in and I signed for him not to. The mentally ill man in question wanted to smoke but was waiting for his name to be called. And if…

I read your words and I am teetering between frustration and sadness. I applaud your ability to celebrate your peers in a manner that was never extended to you — while timing is everything, the least they could have done was make sure you were okay after the dust settled. Professionally, I’ve experienced the slow…

Felines are freakishly strong and fast relative to size, even sick/starved ones. If my 12 lb house cat wanted to kill me bad enough, she might could.