Next, Mike Pence will teach us how to not suck dick at a Grayhound station.

To the women who date/marry/have kids with these bigots....if they spend their days beating up on people of color, they’ll probably spend their evenings beating up on you.

I have some mom friends (ugh, i hate that word, but you know, we bonded and became friends due to our concurrent pregnancies and now babies) and we’ve all taught our kids to shake their heads, wag their fingers and say “no no” when someone brings up Trump’s name. What is even the point of having children if you can’t…

When my son was in fourth grade, during the election campaign, we had returned to the school from a field trip. The teacher was delayed, so I stayed with the class. Out of nowhere, this tall little red head girl starts screaming at the other kids, “Hillary is a liar and a cheat and don’t you dare say she isn’t! Trump…

I make a point of telling my nephews “This isn’t normal. I’ve never seen a President act anything like this.”

I mean, I get it. Feeling helpless and afraid sucks and most people want to do what they can to avoid it. Being told “you know what, you might just have to feel this way sometimes” isn’t a super popular argument. But it is also just the truth. No, you aren’t going to heroically defend your suburban family from a…

The only good thing about her is that she lays bare the disgusting-ness of conservative education policies (including the ones put forth by dems). This is ONLY going to generate bad publicity for her. Unlike her boss, she has no cult of personality or any idea how to play the game. She’s used to pulling out her…

Well one of them gets paid too much money for some supposed talent, disgraces the country every time they open their mouth, and hangs around with a lot of no good grifters and shady motherfuckers.

...no mention of Deputy Scot Peterson, the armed school officer who lingered outside in safety during the mass shooting...

What is with the absurd idea that you cannot like <anything> more than your actual paying job? What percentage of people love their job more than what they do in their recreational time? That’s why they give you a paycheck: because you won’t do it for free. It’s fun for these clowns to sit in judgment of their…

No. The reason this article was written is because we just sat through two seasons where players who took a political stance were vilified for their actions from the President to shithead owners to shithead coaches to shithead fans. Meanwhile, it was perfectly fine for Rex Ryan to MC a rally for Trump, for several…

Me rolling out from under my rock to watch US news:

Drump: “Hey, Hillary...it’s Donald.”
Hillary: “What do you want!”
Drump” Just a question and I’ll be quick. You know me, I only want the best. Always the best. Who was that guy you used for Vince Foster?”
Hillary: “..........” >hangs up<

(Kidding, but they better put a 24 hour watch on Nunberg before something happens to…

+1 anchor baby

This dude is drunker than Melania was when Barron was conceived.

I’ve seen the way Rich Rod has run his football programs. There’s absolutely no way he knows how to control anything

She’s got lifeless eyes; black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. She doesn’t seem to be livin’... until she bites you, and those black eyes roll over white. And then you hear that terrible, high-pitched screaming, the ocean turns red...

Love you RiRi, and happy birthday, but that outfit is horrible.

First of all, everything makes conservatives feel threatened. It’s what they do.

I really don’t understand Christianity’s beef with Jews. Jesus *was* a Jew!! is it a self-loathing envy?